Dear fellow Phantom Penners,
There is a rumor circulating that Sir Wayne Thomas Batson, famed author of many epic fantasies, has disappeared! Details surrounding this occurance are unknown, though there are whisperings of his secret identity as an Elf of Allyra has finally been too much for him to contain, and he has returned to his home world.
This is a call for any fellow Elves, Glimpses, Pirates, Protectors of the Dream, or paranormal investigators to search for Sir Batson, and use any means that they may have to let him know that his presence in this world in sorely missed, his absence is mourned, and if there be any way for him to return to Earth, his tribe from this world would rejoice unendingly.
Sir Batson, if you happen to be reading this: know that your fans are missing you, praying for you always, and hoping you will return soon.
Remember, as you were first to tell us, we remind you now...
Anchor first, Anchor deep
Endurance and Victory!